25+ Shark Puns and Jokes for Kids

Let’s take a bite at these fun shark puns and jokes for kids. This hilarious collection is kid-safe and is perfect for making Shark Week a whole lot more fun. If you have a shark lover in your home, why not surprise them with one of the cleverly crafted shark puns that transform regular cards into amazing ones?

So if you are a parent or a teacher that needs a clever pun or a joke to include in your kids’ lunch boxes, add to shark lessons or to celebrate a birthday or any other occasion we have just the thing for you.

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Shark Puns

Clever shark puns and shark-related wordplay that your kids are guaranteed to love. Perfect to add to all kinds of cards and to celebrate special people in your life as well as special occasions.

Jaws the two of us!

No-fin compares to you!

You are jaw-some!

You are fin-tastic.

I chew-s you!

Have a jaw-some birthday!

You are sharktastic.

You octopi my thoughts!

Abso-tooth-ely jaw-some!

Fin-king of you!

Shark Jokes and Riddle Jokes

We have some of the most fun shark jokes and riddle jokes ready for you and your kids.

Why don’t sharks like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!

What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!

Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.

How did the hammerhead shark do on his test? He nailed it.

What’s a shark’s favorite movie? Jaws.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.

Why did the shark blush? Because he saw the ocean’s bottom

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? “This fish tastes a little funny…”

Why are sharks such good friends? Because there is no-fin they wouldn’t do for you.

Why did the shark get sent to jail? He was involved with some fishy business.

What’s a shark’s favorite meal? Fish and ships.

What is a perfect job for a shark? A loan shark!

Also, check out our collection of fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.