Get ready to wrap yourself in laughter with these hilarious mummy jokes and puns for kids! Perfect for spooky season, Halloween activities, or just some giggles after school, these jokes are full of ancient fun and silly surprises.
From bandage blunders to tomb-tastic punchlines, you’ll have a pharaoh-cious good time with every one!
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Enjoy some spooky giggles with these funny mummy jokes and riddle jokes for kids! They’re wrap-tacular fun for Halloween, monster themes, or anytime you need a laugh from the crypt!
What’s a mummy’s favorite music? Wrap music.
What’s a mummy’s favorite dinosaur? A Veloci-wrap-tor!
Why was the baby mummy crying? Because he lost his mummy!
Why was the mummy sent to jail? He ran a pyramid scheme.
What kind of roads do mummies like living on? Dead ends.
What do mummies like about holidays? Gift wrapping!
Why did the mummy walk out of his tomb after 1000 years? He figured he was old enough to leave home.
What’s scarier than a ghost? A mummy with loose bandages.
Why do mummies like the holidays so much? They’re into all the wrapping.
Why don’t mummies go camping? Because they’re afraid to unwind when they relax.
What’s a mummy’s favorite fast food? Wraps.
How do mummies hide? They use masking tape.
Why was the little mummy excited about Halloween? Because he could finally go out of tomb!
How do little mummies play? They wrap around in circles.
What’s a mummy’s skincare routine? Layers on layers.
What’s a mummy’s favorite candy? Wrapped chocolate bars!
What’s a mummy’s favorite flower? Chrysanthemummies!
Where do mummies go swimming? In the Dead Sea.
Why don’t mummies have hobbies? They’re too wrapped up in their work.
How do mummies stay in shape? They do deadlifts!
Mummy Puns
These mummy puns are un-buried treasures of wordplay! Perfect for cards, lunchbox notes, or classroom fun!
You make my heart unwrap with joy.
Time to wrap up the spooky season!
Just here for the mummy-nt!
Wrapped up in the Halloween spirit!
You are tomb-tastic!
Mummy loves you!
Also, check out our collection of skeleton jokes, zombie puns and jokes as well as vampire jokes for more Halloween giggles.
