Get ready to giggle and squeak with laughter! This collection of 25+ hamster puns and jokes for kids is perfect for those who love these adorable furry pets. From wheel-y funny one-liners to clever wordplay about puffy cheeks and spinning wheels, these jokes will have everyone laughing.
Whether you’re looking for a funny joke to share at school, a cute pun for a lunchbox note, or want to brighten someone’s day with hamster humor, you’ll find plenty of entertainment here.
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Time for some hamster fun! This section features classic question-and-answer jokes that will have kids laughing out loud.
What do you call a hamster that can pick up an elephant? Sir!
What did the hamster say to his crush? You wheel-y spin my world.
Why did the mother hamster tell such quick bedtime stories? She only had a short tail.
What do you call a hamster who tricks people? A scamster!
What’s a hamster’s favorite game? Hide and squeak!
What do hamsters have that no other animals have? Baby hamsters.
Why did the hamster lose his driving license? He fell asleep at the wheel!
What did they call the giant hamster in outer space? A hamsteroid.
Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam!
What’s the difference between a hamster and a mouse? You can’t use a hamster for a computer.
Why did the girl put oil on her hamster? It squeaked too much.
What do you call a hamster’s amazing artwork? A hamsterpiece!
Why did the hamster quit his job? Because he wasn’t happy with the celery they gave him.
What’s a hamster’s favorite board game? Spin the wheel!
What do you call a female hamster from the Netherlands? Hamster Dame.
What did the hamster say after winning a race? “I’m on a roll!”
I was wondering why my hamster was getting so fat… then it became a parent.
Why did the hamster run away on foot? He didn’t have his wheel.
What do you call a hamster with no legs? A furball.
Hamster Puns
Short, sweet, and absolutely adorable! These hamster puns are perfect for kids’ greeting cards, lunchbox notes, or just spreading smiles throughout the day.
You’re wheely awesome!
You’ve got me spinning with joy!
You’re the wheel deal!
Have a pawsome day!
This is how I roll.
Wheel you be mine?
Have a wheel-y good time!
Also, check out our collection of cat jokes, parrot puns and jokes as well as dog jokes for more pet-themed giggles.
