25+ Lemon Puns and Jokes for Kids

Squeeze out some giggles with our zingy collection of lemon puns and jokes for kids! Whether you’re looking to add zest to a lunchbox note or bring some citrusy cheer to the classroom, these clean, kid-approved jokes are bursting with fun and flavor.

Lemon Jokes and Riddle Jokes

We’ve squeezed together the juiciest lemon jokes and riddles for kids! Full of zesty punchlines and tangy wordplay, these jokes are ripe for giggles.

How do you fix a broken lemon? With lemon-aid!

Why did the lemon cry? Because its zest friend left.

How do lemons greet each other? “Yellow!”

Why did the lemon go to the gym? To get some sour-ious exercise.

What do you call an artistic lemon? Lemonardo da Vinci.

Why was the lemon frustrated in the exam? It couldn’t concentrate!

Why do lemons and limes love to fight? They are bitter rivals.

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!

Why did the lemon fail the driving test? It couldn’t find its zestination.

What has lemons and 3.14 slices? Lemon pi.

Did you hear about the search for the stolen lemons? The police gave up, it was fruitless.

What’s a lemon’s favorite sport? Sour-fing.

Where do lemons go to school? E-lemon-tree school.

What did the lemon say after it sneezed? Ex-squeeze me.

How does the lemon ask for a hug? “Give me a squeeze!”

Where do lemons go when they’re sick? The emer-juicy room.

Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It had a sore throat.

Why was the lemon alone? Because the banana split!

How do lemons stay in shape? They do zestercises!

What’s a lemon’s favorite type of car? A Lemon-borghini.

What did the lemon say to the lime? “Squeeze the day!”

Lemon Puns

Get ready to pucker up with laughter! These lemon puns are zesty, silly, and perfect for adding a burst of fun to cards, crafts, and kid-friendly laughs. When life gives you lemons… make punny jokes!