Hello, parents and little giggle-makers! Get ready to pour on the fun with our collection of 25+ rain puns and jokes for kids. Whether you’re stuck inside watching raindrops race down the window or splashing in puddles with your rain boots, these jokes will have you and your kids laughing brighter than a rainbow!
From drizzly jokes to stormy silly puns, we’ve got a downpour of giggles waiting just for you. These jokes are perfect for making rainy days extra fun, adding some laughter to lunchtime, or just sharing a chuckle with family and friends. So grab an umbrella, because these jokes are about to shower you with smiles!
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Get ready for some splash-tastic fun with these rain jokes and riddle jokes! Perfect for brightening up any drizzly day, these kid-friendly giggles will make everyone smile, rain or shine.
What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella!
What comes down but never goes up? Rain!
Why did the rain stay in bed? It was feeling under the weather.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle!
What do you call a storm that’s always thinking? A b-rain-storm!
When does it rain money? When there’s change in the weather.
What did the rain ask the rainbow? Water you doing tonight?
What is known as the world’s wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What’s rain’s favorite accessory? A rainbow.
What is hail? Just hard boiled rain.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Why was the little cloud nervous? Because it didn’t want to rain-barrass itself in front of the whole climate.
What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear!
What is a zombie’s favorite kind of weather? B-rain storms!
What do you call land that’s always wet and muddy? Ter-rain!
What falls but never gets hurt? Rain!
What shape do raindrops love the most? Rain-ctangular!
What do you call it when people whine too much about bad weather? Compl-raining!
What did the umbrella say to the rain? I’ve got you covered!
Rain Puns
Don’t let a rainy day get you down. Get ready to drizzle some fun with these hilarious rain puns! Perfect for joke lovers, little weather-watchers, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh, these puns will have kids showered in giggles.
Enjoy your rain-tirement!
I will enter-rain you!
Keep calm and carry an umbrella.
Stay rain-ergized today!
No need to compl-rain, there’s a treat inside!
Have a rain-markable day!
You make life rain-credible!
You’re the umbrella to my rainy day!
Also, check out our collection of shark jokes, fish puns and jokes as well as octopus jokes for more under-the-sea giggles.
