25+ Zebra Puns and Jokes for Kids

Step into the wild world of wordplay as you explore this jungle of humor with our collection of zebra puns and jokes specially curated for the young and the young at heart. These black-and-white beauties, with their iconic stripes, have inspired a herd of witty and whimsical quips that are bound to tickle your funny bone.

Whether you’re a parent, teacher, or just someone seeking a zany escape into the animal kingdom of laughter, join us as we explore the lighter side of the African plains with our collection of 25+ zebra-themed puns and jokes, perfect to include on cards. Get ready to giggle, grin, and maybe even let out a hearty bray of laughter.

Zebra Puns and Jokes for Kids

We also have a whole lot of zebra riddles perfect for scavenger hunts.

Zebra Puns

Fun zebra puns for all occasions; use these for birthdays, celebrations, Valentine’s Day, greeting cards, or just because.

You are ze-brains of the operation.

You are ze-bravest of them all.

I herd the good news.

You are ze-bravest person I know.

You are ze-best.

You’ve earned your stripes.

Party animal.

I’m wild about you.

Zebra Jokes and Riddle Jokes

Many fun zebra riddle jokes, that play with all things zebra and use the sound “ze” as the.

Why did the zebra go to school? (to earn his stripes.)

A zebra walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”.

What’s black and white and red all over? (A zebra with a sunburn.)

Why do zebras have stripes? (Because they don’t want to be spotted.)

What looks like a zebra but is not a zebra? (A white horse behind bars.)

What does a zebra say before leaving? (I’ll be white black.)

What does a zebra call his best male friends? (Zebros)

Why are zebras bad at dancing? (because they have two left feet).

What is black and white and has red dots all over? (a zebra with chickenpox)

Who would win in a karate fight between a zebra and an elephant? (zebra, because he has many black belts)

What do zombie zebras eat? (ze brains)

What side does the zebra have the most stripes on? (on the outside)

What is zebra’s favorite piece of underwear. (ze bra)

What do you call a zebra without stripes? (a donkey)

What do you call a zebra in a suit? Zeboss!

What do you call a zebra that’s always on time? Punctual!

What do you call a zebra doctor? (Dr. Stripes)

What’s a zebra’s favorite band? (The White Stripes)

Why did the zebra go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little horse!

Why couldn’t the zebra buy new shoes? Because the cashier kept on scanning him.