Hello, turkey-tastic families! Get ready to gobble up giggles with this super silly collection of Thanksgiving jokes made just for kids. Packed with clean, cozy, and totally laugh-worthy fun, these jokes are perfect for sharing at the dinner table, in the classroom, or while you wait for the pumpkin pie to cool.
So gather around and get ready to laugh until your feathers shake, it’s time for some Thanksgiving cheer! Whether you’re looking to spice up story time or add a little riddle magic to your feast day, these kid-friendly jokes will do the trick. Let the giggles begin!
Brand New Craft Book is Available for Pre-Order!
Discover 50 super simple paper crafts for kids using low-cost materials.
Pre-Order on Amazon 🚀Thanksgiving Jokes and Riddle Jokes
We’ve cooked up the best batch of Thanksgiving riddle jokes for you and your kiddos to enjoy! Stuffed with clues, silliness, and just the right amount of brain-teasing fun, these riddles are perfect for sparking laughs and curious thinking.
What do you call a turkey the day before Thanksgiving? Nervous.
Why did the cranberry blush? It saw the turkey dressing.
What do vampires call turkey dinners? Fangsgiving.
Why did the pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving dinner? Good pie everybody!
What do you always get at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter “g.”
Why did the comedian bring a microphone to Thanksgiving? To roast the turkey.
How did the corn feel at the Thanksgiving table? A-maize-ing!
What do you call a turkey surrounded by family? Dinner.
What are turkeys mostly thankful for at Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
What do you call a turkey who tells jokes on Thanksgiving? A comedi-hen.
Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner? No, you should just have the turkey!
Why don’t you ever tell secrets at the Thanksgiving dinner table? Because the corn has ears.
Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary!
What did one pumpkin pie say to the other on Thanksgiving? “You wanna piece of me?”
What did the scarecrow wear to Thanksgiving? A har-vest.
How can you be naked and dressed at the same time? Ask a turkey.
Why did the turkey sit on a tomahawk on Thanksgiving? To hatchet!
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
What kind of ghost visits on Thanksgiving? A poultrygeist!
What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose!
What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham? Nice to meat you.
Thanksgiving Puns
Full of punny fun and fall cheer, these Thanksgiving puns will have everyone smiling from ear to ear. So grab your gravy-loving giggle squad, it’s time for some pun-derful Thanksgiving wordplay!
Stop, drop, and rolls! Dinner’s ready!
Pumpkin spice and everything nice!
You’re the apple of my pie!
Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about!
Also, check out our collection of pumpkin jokes, fall puns and jokes as well as scarecrow jokes for more giggles.
