25+ Spring Puns and Jokes for Kids

Hello, parents, teachers, and giggle-seekers! Get ready to spring into laughter with our collection of over 25+ spring puns and jokes for kids.

From silly animals to blooming flowers, these clean and cheerful jokes are perfect for sharing at home, in the classroom, or with friends. Hop, laugh, and enjoy a season full of smiles!

Spring Jokes and Riddle Jokes

Spring into fun with our collection of silly spring jokes and riddle jokes! Packed with laughs and playful wordplay, these kid-friendly jokes are perfect for brightening any day.

Why don’t flowers drive their cars in early spring? They’re afraid of spring potholes.

What do you call it when worms take over the world in spring? Global worming.

Does February like March? No, but April May.

What do you call a snowman in April? Water.

Why did the gardener plant light bulbs? He wanted to grow a power plant.

What kind of garden does a baker have? A flour garden.

Why was the broom late for the spring cleaning? It over swept.

Which month is the politest when asking questions? The month of May.

What did the gardener say to the plant that flowered last? Last bud not least.

What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant? Egg-plants!

Why is the letter A like a flower? Because the B comes after it.

What do you call an emergency in spring? May Day.

How does spring end? With a G.

Which month of the year is the shortest? May. It only has three letters.

Every herb garden has a favorite singer. Who is it? Elvis Parsley.

What is spring’s favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills!

What do gardeners wear on their legs? Garden hose.

What do you call a group of raindrops hanging out? A puddle.

What can you find in the middle of April and March? The letter R!

Why did the flower crash into a bicycle? It lost control of the petals.

Why are flowers often late? They have a hard time leaving their beds.

What did the tree say when spring arrived? “What a re-leaf.”

What do you get when you push a bunch of Easter eggs down a hill? Spring rolls.

Do bees fly in the rain? Not without their yellow jackets.

Why is April the cleanest month? Because of all the showers.

What kind of shoes do frogs wear when spring comes? Open-toad.

What do clouds wear when they’re trying to look nice? A rain-bow.

Why are flowers so popular? They have a lot of buds.

When do monkeys fall from the sky? During ape-ril showers.

What gift does April bring May? Flowers.

What always goes up when rain comes down? Umbrellas.

What kind of flower do you plant in the dark? A lightbulb.

How do bees brush their hair? With a honeycomb.

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear!

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.

What’s the best place to grow flowers in school? In kinder-garden.

How do rabbits travel in spring? By hareplane.

Spring Puns

Get ready for a garden full of giggles with our collection of spring puns! Perfect for cards, lunchboxes, or playful activities, these punny jokes will make your kids bloom with laughter.