Get ready to forecast fun with our collection of kid-friendly weather puns and jokes! From sunny one-liners to breezy giggles, these clean and cheerful jokes are perfect for adding a little humor to your day.
Whether you’re brightening up a lesson, spicing up a lunchbox note, or sharing laughs at home, these weather jokes are guaranteed to bring in some smiles!
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We’ve gathered the best weather jokes and riddle jokes to bring a downpour of laughter to your family! These clean, kid-approved riddles and jokes are perfect for sparking curiosity, sharing during story time, or turning any cloudy moment into a burst of sunshine.
Why don’t mountains get cold? They wear snow caps.
Why did the weather ask for privacy? It wanted to change.
Where do squirrels go in a hurricane? Everywhere.
How do hurricanes see? With one eye!
What’s the richest kind of air? A billionaire.
What falls but never hits the ground? The temperature!
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud!
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear!
What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? I have my eye on you.
What is the worst type of weather to hire for a job? Lightning, because it’s always on strike!
What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back.
What do you call a lazy cloud? Fog!
What do you call it when it rains monkeys? Ape-ril showers.
Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
What do snowmen do when the weather’s too hot for hats and scarves? They change into puddles.
When does it rain money? When there’s change in the weather.
What do you eat when you’re cold and angry? A brr-grr!
Some seasons are cold … And summer hot!
What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister.
What bow can’t be tied? A rainbow.
What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What’s a cloud’s favorite drink? Mountain dew.
Weather Puns
Prepare for a gust of giggles with our playful collection of weather puns kids will love! Perfect for adding a sprinkle of humor to cards, classroom activities, or everyday fun, these pun-tastic lines are sure to brighten even the cloudiest day. Let the wordplay begin!
Don’t thunder-estimate me!
I’m snow excited about today!
I dew what I want!
You’re sun-believable!
There’s snow one like you!
Also, check out our collection of rain jokes, sun puns and jokes as well as rainbow jokes for more weather giggles.
